Simplicity Can Be More Complicated

We’ve come to the time of year when I start to crave iced coffee. I usually just cold brew my own since coffee shops charge a lot more for the cold variety than they do the hot. But McDonald’s is having a promotion right now for any size of cold beverage at $1, including their oh-so-delicious iced coffee.

Regardless of which McDonald’s I go to and where, the following conversation, almost verbatim, ensues every single time. This wouldn’t be worth a post if it didn’t always happen!

Me: Hi, I’d like a (size) plain iced coffee, no syrup, half the cream.

McDonalds: What kind of iced coffee?

Me: Plain. No syrup, half the cream.

McDonalds: You just want cold coffee and cream?

Me: Yes. Cold coffee and half the cream.

McDonalds: Sugar?

Me: No, thank you. Just cold coffee and half the cream.

The cashier then takes my order, still looking puzzled, and goes to the person who makes the iced coffee.

Cashier: Can you make me an iced coffee, no syrup, half the cream?

Coffee maker: No syrup, half the cream? Just cold coffee with cream?

Cashier: That’s what she wants.

Coffee maker (to me): What kind of iced coffee do you want?

Me: Plain. No syrup. Just cold coffee and half the cream.

Coffee maker: (makes my drink at last!) Sugar?

Me: No, thank you, that’s perfect!

It boggles me, really, since they have no problem with my order for hot coffee with half a cream. I think the cold coffee is seen as being a dessert more than a beverage. There’s no other way to explain it!

I’ll be making my own again soon enough, with skim milk instead of cream, and lots of cinnamon, but in the mean time, it’s fun to confound people. 😀

Preparing to Pull Out

Well, the dreaded day has arrived: I have to pull out to go dump. Yuck! A macerator has suddenly become a priority, especially since the dump station is 20km round trip!

Jody should be available around 6PM to help me pull out and then both she and Gary should be there around 8PM to help guide me back in. Having help is going to reduce the stress of this a lot. There is plenty of room to manoeuvre, but also lots of opportunity for hitting something. Gary and Jody are RVers themselves and are excellent guides. I’ve had times going into tight spots where no help was better than the help available, but this is not the case here!

I was a bit surprised to discover last night that my gas tank was almost empty! I try to never park with less than a quarter tank of gas, but I guess that all the excitement of arrival day made me forget to check the fuel gauge before parking! Instead of adding a trip to a gas station to tonight’s itinerary I simply added 20L of fuel from a jerry can, which brought me up to nearly a quarter full, so I could easily do 150km. The only gas station on this side of Lethbridge that has sufficient clearance for Miranda would be nightmare to get in and out of, so doing the jerry can thing really made the most sense. I can get a bit more fuel on the other side of town where there will be more options.

I was also going to fill the on board propane tank but decided against it since doing so would double my trip and my 30lber is nowhere near empty. 40km round trip in a motorhome is A LOT of fuel! I have to say that for a city this size, Lethbridge is very propane unfriendly.

Well, I’d better finish packing…

A Year With Telus Mobility Internet

I’ve been using Telus mobility for a year now to get online on the road. I am polarized in my sentiments about this company.

The pros are strong: 1) coverage is fantastic, 2) speeds are equivalent to high speed once you get into the southern part of the country, 3) the service is reliable.

The cons are also strong: 1) their plans stop at 5GB/month ($65 + tax), 2) an extra GB is $51  (5 cents per MB).

I went over my allotment this past month and imagine it will be very hard not to all summer, and that’s without downloading anything that isn’t absolutely vital and not watching videos!

This morning, I called the Telus department and asked to be transferred to their retention department. There was absolutely nothing they could do for me in terms of reducing my monthly bill or giving me a discount on the per MB cost of going over my allotment.  It was pretty much “That’s what it is, feel free to go with someone else.” They have you over a barrel because the other providers have similar terms and prices.

However, Telus has a new device out called a Smart Hub. It’s a 4G router. This device has much better plan options, $70 plus tax for 10GB and $20 per GB over that. The catch, of course, is that without a contract the device costs $400. Moreover, the device has to be powered.

I can see that this Smart Hub is the best option in Canada for mobile internet right now. It’s still not a great option for me, but I am trolling Craigslist and Kijjijji for a contract takeover.

I’m going to reinvestigate my US options. Last year, I could go with Verizon wireless for about $150 a month and have coverage in both the US and Canada. If I do end up spending part of my year south of the border such an arrangement would make a lot more sense. I just pulled up the Verizon website and the options have increased so I’m going to have to start my research from scratch. Plus, I need to make sure they are the best choice, coverage-wise.

It’s so frustrating to have a fantastic mobile connection and be so limited in my bandwidth. I have some software updates to do and will need to pack up the office and go to a Starbucks or other wifi hotspot to do them. If Telus were more reasonable in their cost per extra GB, say $10 each, I’d just stick with them and gladly pay my overages every month.

 

Dinosaur Country!

Today was another road trip day with Gary and Jody! We headed into dinosaur country!!!!!!!

Before we could do that, though, there were some errands to be run in the Calgary area, including picking up a part for their trailer, and stopping at three RV dealerships to ask if I could leave some promotional cards for Full-Time RVing in Canada (all said yes, certainly).

Jody asked each dealership if they had toy hauler motorhomes and one had a Newmar Canyon Star. The salesman, who just happened to have been a Glendale Royal Classic seller back in the day, was really eager to get me into this rig! It was a nice rig, of course, being a Newmar, but it wouldn’t have worked for me since the garage was too small.

In between the dealerships, the Roving Deli opened for business. Gary had BBQed some really nice chicken breasts (among other things) last night, and they became very delicious sandwiches!

Mid-afternoon, we finally headed out to Drumheller. I’m saying finally only because we had left Lethbridge at 8:30! It ended up taking us about six and a half hours to do a drive that would have only taken an hour and a half or two as the crow flies. We could have gotten to Edmonton in that time! Ah, that’s what happens when RV enthusiasts start looking at rigs.

Shortly before Drumheller Jody turned to Horseshoe Canyon, an amazing place where the prairie literally drops away. It’s like my beloved Chasm, you wonder where the heck this hole comes from!

We arrived in Drumheller in very late afternoon, much too late see any attractions, but I made my list for when we come back later in the summer! The town is surprisingly seedy-looking, very rough and worn down. I imagine it looks better in the height of the tourist season when everything is open. We made a stop at the tourist info centre which is home to the biggest dinosaur in the world. We paid the $3 to climb the one hundred or so stairs to the top so we could see the view from the mouth.

After, I suggested we do the route to Wayne that takes you through eleven bridges in four miles (just over six kilometres). It’s a neat circuit since each bridge is different and the scenery is beautiful. There’s nothing after Wayne, though. This route is suitable for all but the largest RVs since the height clearances on the bridges is at least five metres (16.4 feet) and there is space to turn around tightly after the last one when the road widens and turns to dirt.

Next stop was the Star (coal) Mine Suspension Bridge. It’s not very high up over the river; I’ve actually jumped off of a taller bridge into a river. Needless to say, this one wasn’t hard for me to get across at all.

Following that, Jody took me to see the hoodoos, which are neat sandstone columns with a cap on them, all naturally sculpted of course.

We came back to the van and I put in an order at the deli for sandwich fixings without the bun since I’d overdosed on potato chips and I got a nice plate of chicken, cheese, and crudités. Aren’t I spoiled, what with a driver AND a personal chef? I should also add that in the morning I got a nice container of honeydew melon and my supper dessert was some of the best oranges I’ve had in ages. I only say this because Jody’s invitation to come today was about a paragraph long. They really don’t need to sell me on a road trip! 😀

It was getting really late by this point, with our at home ETA being 9PM, but there was still one more detour to do: Dinosaur Provincial Park so I could see the fabled Badlands! This is an area where more dinosaur remains have been found, and more species, than anywhere else in the world! It’s a World Heritage Site. Between that and Horseshoe Canyon I have to say that I continue to be astounded by the variety of landscapes in my country and how many treasures it holds. RVing is the only way to travel in this country and do it justice.

We descended into the campground and Jody followed a road that does a circuit behind it that really takes you out into the scenery, including a few places where a structure was built around dinosaur remains. What a great way to show off the fossils in situ. The campground is in a fantastic location; I’d love to spend a weekend there.

This was only a taste of dinosaur country and I can’t wait to explore it in greater depth! Thank you once again to my local guide and chef! 🙂

box is nearly her arm-span across

box is nearly her arm-span across

box is taller than her

box is taller than her

contents! LOL!

contents! LOL!

delicious chicken sandwich from the Roving Deli

delicious chicken sandwich from the Roving Deli

LOVE the cream cabinets!

LOVE the cream cabinets!

looks like the Dempster Highway!

looks like the Dempster Highway!

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

Horseshoe Canyon

entering Drumheller

entering Drumheller

giant dinosaur in Drumheller

giant dinosaur in Drumheller

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

view from the mouth of the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

Me: "A dinosaur's trying to eat me! Waah!" Jody: "You don't look scared."

Me: “A dinosaur’s trying to eat me! Waah!” Jody: “You don’t look scared.”

Me: "Do I look scared now?"

Me: “Do I look scared now?”

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

inside the dinosaur

jailed dinosaur that looks like an alien

jailed dinosaur that looks like an alien

grain elevator

grain elevator

bridge no. 1

bridge no. 1

bridge no. 2

bridge no. 2

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bridge no. 3

bridge no. 3

bridge no. 4

bridge no. 4

bridge no. 6

bridge no. 6

bridge no. 7

bridge no. 7

bridge no. 8

bridge no. 8

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bridge no. 9

bridge no. 9

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hotel and saloon straight out of the far west

hotel and saloon straight out of the far west

bridge no. 10

bridge no. 10

bridge no. 11

bridge no. 11

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grain elevator from the rear

grain elevator from the rear

bridge no. 1

bridge no. 1

suspension bridge

suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

other side of the Star Mine suspension bridge

other side of the Star Mine suspension bridge

other side of the Star Mine suspension bridge

other side of the Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

Star Mine suspension bridge

hoodoos

hoodoos

origin of the word hoodoo (it's West African)

origin of the word hoodoo (it’s West African)

about how the hoodoos are formed

about how the hoodoos are formed

hoodoos

hoodoos

hoodoos

hoodoos

hoodoo country

hoodoo country

Star coal mine

Star coal mine

more hoodoos

more hoodoos

dinner from the Roving Deli (I'd asked for the sandwich contents without bread; nice spread!)

dinner from the Roving Deli (I’d asked for the sandwich contents without bread; nice spread!)

approaching Dinosaur Provincial Park

approaching Dinosaur Provincial Park

approaching Dinosaur Provincial Park

approaching Dinosaur Provincial Park

deer near Dinosaur Provincial Park

deer near Dinosaur Provincial Park

dear near Dinosaur Provincial Park

dear near Dinosaur Provincial Park

entering Dinosaur Provincial Park

entering Dinosaur Provincial Park

beautiful poem about Dinosaur Provincial Park

beautiful poem about Dinosaur Provincial Park

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Dinosaur Provincial Park holds the world record for the most number of dinosaur remains uncovered

Dinosaur Provincial Park holds the world record for the most number of dinosaur remains uncovered

Dinosaur Provincial Park holds the world record for the most number of dinosaur remains uncovered

Dinosaur Provincial Park holds the world record for the most number of dinosaur remains uncovered

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands as described by French explorers (coureurs de bois (forest runners))

the Badlands as described by French explorers (coureurs de bois (forest runners))

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

World Heritage Site

World Heritage Site

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

descending into the Badlands to the campground, with some serviced RV spots!

descending into the Badlands to the campground, with some serviced RV spots!

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

deer on the Badlands

deer on the Badlands

fossilized dinosaur remains where they were found

fossilized dinosaur remains where they were found

fossilized dinosaur remains where they were found

fossilized dinosaur remains where they were found

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

the Badlands

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the Badlands

the Badlands

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more dinosaur remains

more dinosaur remains

a tiny RV shipped from Germany

a tiny RV shipped from Germany

Such Adorable Kitties

It’s been a ho-hum kind of day. I had an interview for a part-time position, but I didn’t come out feeling like anything was going to come of it.

My cats decided to cheer me up when I came in by being SO CUTE. If anyone is sick of seeing my cats, tough! 😀

Neelix taking a bath. Notice how he’s pinning down his tail.

Tabitha sitting behind the computer watching a birdie on the fence the way I watch the latest episode of House.