One of the frustrations of working on the US/Canada border at a park where everything runs on loonies is that Americans get very upset that they have to use Canadian currency, notably dollar and two dollar coins. I just can’t figure out why Americans get so irked at having to use these coins, but it’s really quite ridiculous. They would rather stuff four quarters in a machine than one dollar. Some say that loonies are ‘heavy.’ (Hint: they are lighter than four quarters.)
Today, a lady put four quarters into the carwash that takes just loonies and then came in to complain that the machine doesn’t work. When I told her she should have put in a loonie instead of quarters she said “What’s the difference?” (Hint: quarter means ‘one fourth of something’.)
So, a quick run down on the three most used Canadian coins: Four caribou (quarters) will get you a loon (loonie/dollar) and two loons will get you a bear (toonie/two dollars).
Here are some irksome comments I’ve heard from Americans:
“Loonie is a stupid name for a coin.” I explained that it came from the loon that’s on the coin. To which he continued. “As I said, stupid. No one knows or cares what a loon is.”
“Toonie is a stupid name for a coin.” I explained that it came from the nickname for our dollar. To which he continued. “As if the name wasn’t stupid enough, your coin has two colours.” And that’s stupid because?
Finally:
“Your money looks fake.” To which I replied that at least it’s not ugly.
Any Americans reading this want to chime in as to why Americans find Canadian money so offensive?