{"id":3564,"date":"2015-06-30T11:04:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T17:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/?p=3564"},"modified":"2016-11-03T22:09:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T20:09:14","slug":"rae-versus-the-moth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/rae-versus-the-moth\/","title":{"rendered":"Rae Versus The Moth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bit of levity on a very hazy and smokey morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I have been dealing with a moth for about a week now. It comes out as soon as I go to bed, attracted by the light in the loft emanating from my iPad. It is HUGE. I can hear it coming, its wing flapping being that loud.<\/p>\n<p>When it arrives, it repeatedly dive bombs me, landing on my head, my hands, and my thighs, as well as on the iPad. I have on multiple occasions thought that I managed to smack it because it lies still, but as soon as I go to dispose of the body, it takes off again. Yes, the moth is playing dead. I have determined that not only is it sentient, it&#8217;s smarter than me!<\/p>\n<p>It took me ages to go to sleep last night because I was laughing so hard at the moth&#8217;s antics. It really does seem to be toying with me. I started giggling as soon as I heard the drone of its wings and then, boom! Impact with my ear! Then it flew around a bit while I tried to smack it, played dead for a bit, then took off, only to land on my NOSE.<\/p>\n<p>I finally shut the iPad and the moth left. I&#8217;m at the point where I think it has earned the right to live since it has obviously outsmarted me, so I&#8217;ll just consider it a sign that I need to turn off the light and get some sleep!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bit of levity on a very hazy and smokey morning&#8230; I have been dealing with a moth for about a week now. It comes out as soon as I go to bed, attracted by the light in the loft emanating from my iPad. It is HUGE. I can hear it coming, its wing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[632,4,635,11,807,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-haven","category-north-america","category-personal","category-saskatchewan","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}