{"id":22293,"date":"2011-05-12T14:53:19","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T21:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/?p=12305"},"modified":"2016-09-17T13:55:02","modified_gmt":"2016-09-17T10:55:02","slug":"simplicity-can-be-more-complicated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/simplicity-can-be-more-complicated\/","title":{"rendered":"Simplicity Can Be More Complicated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve come to the time of year when I start to crave iced coffee. I usually just cold brew my own since coffee shops charge a lot more for the cold variety than they do the hot. But McDonald&#8217;s is having a promotion right now for any size of cold beverage at $1, including their oh-so-delicious iced coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless of which McDonald&#8217;s I go to and where, the following conversation, almost verbatim, ensues <em>every single time<\/em>. This wouldn&#8217;t be worth a post if it didn&#8217;t always happen!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hi, I&#8217;d like a (size) plain iced coffee, no syrup, half the cream.<\/p>\n<p>McDonalds: What kind of iced coffee?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Plain. No syrup, half the cream.<\/p>\n<p>McDonalds: You just want cold coffee and cream?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes. Cold coffee and half the cream.<\/p>\n<p>McDonalds: Sugar?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, thank you. Just cold coffee and half the cream.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier then takes my order, still looking puzzled, and goes to the person who makes the iced coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Cashier: Can you make me an iced coffee, no syrup, half the cream?<\/p>\n<p>Coffee maker: No syrup, half the cream? Just cold coffee with cream?<\/p>\n<p>Cashier: That&#8217;s what she wants.<\/p>\n<p>Coffee maker (to me): What kind of iced coffee do you want?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Plain. No syrup. Just cold coffee and half the cream.<\/p>\n<p>Coffee maker: (makes my drink at last!) Sugar?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, thank you, that&#8217;s perfect!<\/p>\n<p>It boggles me, really, since they have no problem with my order for hot coffee with half a cream. I think the cold coffee is seen as being a dessert more than a beverage. There&#8217;s no other way to explain it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be making my own again soon enough, with skim milk instead of cream, and lots of cinnamon, but in the mean time, it&#8217;s fun to confound people. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve come to the time of year when I start to crave iced coffee. I usually just cold brew my own since coffee shops charge a lot more for the cold variety than they do the hot. But McDonald&#8217;s is having a promotion right now for any size of cold beverage at $1, including their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[794],"class_list":["post-22293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-travel","tag-restaurants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}