{"id":22025,"date":"2011-04-01T12:00:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/?p=11809"},"modified":"2016-09-17T11:54:21","modified_gmt":"2016-09-17T08:54:21","slug":"i-am-not-a-mule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/i-am-not-a-mule\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Not a Mule!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_11810\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/i-am-not-a-mule\/imgp1655\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11810\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11810\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11810\" src=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMGP1655-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"My very first experience with tumbleweed! I found this wedged under my rig when I went for a late walk.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11810\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My very first experience with tumbleweed! I found this wedged under my rig when I went for a late walk.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_11811\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/i-am-not-a-mule\/imgp1656\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11811\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11811\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11811\" src=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMGP1656-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"morning in Great Falls\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11811\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">morning in Great Falls<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_11812\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/i-am-not-a-mule\/imgp1657\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-11812\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11812\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-11812\" src=\"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/IMGP1657-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"morning in Great Falls\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11812\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">morning in Great Falls<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Once I got used to the sounds at the truck stop last night I was able to have a good night. I was up pretty early and decided to just make a run for the border since there&#8217;s a major winter storm watch for southern Alberta this weekend! I had thought to overnight between the border and Lethbridge, but it made more sense to get squared away at my destination before the first flakes fell.<\/p>\n<p>It was about an hour and a half to the crossing at Sweetgrass\/Coutts and about a half hour to get to the head of the line to make my declaration. I was asked the usual questions about how much I had to declare, booze, narcotics, firearms, money over $10,000, etc., in addition to how long I was in the States and where I&#8217;d gone. I was told to pull over and go into the building. I&#8217;d declared well over my limit, so I figured I&#8217;d get a visit to the cashier and be on my way.<\/p>\n<p>It was about a ten minute wait inside and then I got called up to the counter by a woman who greeted me warmly, asking me how my day was going. But her voice turned to ice when she saw the yellow slip I&#8217;d been giving by the lady in the booth. &#8220;We want to have a look at your vehicles. Pull a u-ey and go up to bay door number three then wait for instructions.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;d been expecting an inspection, but the tone of voice made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.<\/p>\n<p>I went back to the rig, managed to &#8216;pull a u-ey&#8217; and got lined up at bay door number three where I sat for about five minutes. The doors finally opened and I was directed inside.<\/p>\n<p>This customs official asked me pretty much the same questions as the lady in the booth, but always coming back to &#8220;Have you had any modifications made to these vehicles?&#8221; He kept his tone light and conversational. I waited for him to make his point so I could finally figure out what was going on!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he said, and I quote: &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to bullshit you. You&#8217;ve had a lot of activity in southern BC in the last three years. Plenty of short runs back and forth across the border with your car. Now, you&#8217;ve come across in this huge vehicle along the drug routes. Are you aware of the drug trade between California and BC?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Drugs! I am so bloody innocent that thought never even occurred to me!<\/p>\n<p>He proceeded to give me a five minute information session on the drug trade between California and BC, saying that cocaine is the worst. He showed me a vehicle they had seized recently that had been modified to hide drugs. He explained to me how drugs are brought across the border. Then he asked me if I knew how sniffer dogs work. I didn&#8217;t, so he explained it to me.<\/p>\n<p>Then: &#8220;The dogs are going to be available in the next hour or so. When they go through your rig are they going to find anything?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course I have no narcotics, firearms, or laundered money on board, but he said it well: &#8220;The dogs don&#8217;t speak English. If they find something, even if it turns out to be completely innocent, we go digging.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I suddenly had this vision of my rig being torn apart.<\/p>\n<p>So much for being completely honest, forthright, and up front. Canadian Customs ALWAYS assumes that you are guilty of something. They could learn something from the US officials.<\/p>\n<p>He continued to ask me questions about my lifestyle, my job, my friends, my family (did I know of any of them caught for trafficking?!). Always keeping that even, almost friendly, tone, but I didn&#8217;t buy any of it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So,&#8221; he continued, breaking my train of thought. &#8220;Do you have cocaine on board?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked him straight in the eye. &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When our dogs go through are they going to smell narcotics, firearms, or money that has been involved in the drug trade?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again, I looked at him squarely. &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He nodded. &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;m going to open the bay door now. Pull ahead, get clear of the building, and merge into traffic. You&#8217;ll be back on the highway. Have a good day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My opinion of CBSA is not fit for print.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once I got used to the sounds at the truck stop last night I was able to have a good night. I was up pretty early and decided to just make a run for the border since there&#8217;s a major winter storm watch for southern Alberta this weekend! 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