{"id":21335,"date":"2008-09-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/?p=77"},"modified":"2016-09-11T11:31:28","modified_gmt":"2016-09-11T08:31:28","slug":"plumbing-learning-curve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/plumbing-learning-curve\/","title":{"rendered":"Plumbing Learning Curve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday afternoon, I arrived in Kapuskasing, Ontario, and found a conveniently located dump station right on the main drag. I was very glad of this because I have to dump once a day. WHAT?! I can hear all the full-timers say. Well, I have very good evidence that the POs didn&#8217;t do much research about RV plumbing systems.<\/p>\n<p>Since I got Miranda, her black tank sensor has read critically full even after dumping. I finally shone a light down there and discovered that they committed two sins of RV toilet use:<\/p>\n<p>1) they didn&#8217;t use the right toilet paper;<br \/>\n2) they most likely left both valves open when on sewer hookups.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, my tank was full of a solid wad of other people&#8217;s human waste.<\/p>\n<p>Just like Robin Williams in the movie &#8216;RV.&#8217; If you haven&#8217;t seen this movie, go rent it before continuing with this post.<\/p>\n<p>So, I pulled up to the dump station fully cognizant that I was having this problem. This wasn&#8217;t my first time dumping, so I felt pretty cocky. I made sure that the tank was full of water and then I got started.<\/p>\n<p>I attached the hose and discovered that it was too short.<\/p>\n<p>But the hose is extensible so I pulled a bit (lot) to get it to the drain.<\/p>\n<p>Then I opened the black valve&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not realising that I hadn&#8217;t fully latched the hose to the drain pipe.<\/p>\n<p>Sewage started to spray everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>I had the presence of mind to slap the valve closed.<\/p>\n<p>I sat there for a full two minutes laughing. I couldn&#8217;t do anything else. Considering the foul mood in which I&#8217;d gone to bed and woken up, I was ecstatic to discover that I still had my sense of humour. There I was surrounded by other people&#8217;s fecal matter and I could see how funny that was. I knew that I was going to be just fine and that Saturday&#8217;s melt down was just a combination of too many stressors in one day.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the sewage stayed on the concrete pad that was on a downward slope to the drain, so I was able to just wash it all away without causing undue pollution.<\/p>\n<p>When I was done there and had cleaned up, I completely filled my toilet to almost overflowing with water and drove off with the sensors screaming &#8216;critically full&#8217;. By the time I pulled over an hour later, my tank suddenly claimed that the tank was just a third full. I suspect that the dried out muck is now sludge and that my next dump will allow me to flush it all away. Hopefully. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So much fun. I want grand-children just to tell them these stories!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday afternoon, I arrived in Kapuskasing, Ontario, and found a conveniently located dump station right on the main drag. I was very glad of this because I have to dump once a day. WHAT?! I can hear all the full-timers say. Well, I have very good evidence that the POs didn&#8217;t do much research about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[632,1207,635,633,5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-kapuskasing-ontario","category-north-america","category-ontario","category-rving","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}