{"id":19510,"date":"2013-04-24T20:00:26","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T01:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travelswithmiranda.uskeba.ca\/?p=19510"},"modified":"2016-09-20T19:54:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T16:54:58","slug":"i-have-failed-once-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/i-have-failed-once-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Failed Once Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to pay a casino for its hospitality. Not as dramatically as in Alabama, but definitely humourously.<\/p>\n<p>I went in around 6:00 to play my free game of Keno. That won me $1. I then put that $1 in a slot machine and that won me $10. I played that $10 down to absolutely $0, and that won me $10 in match play for signing up for the player&#8217;s club, plus another bonus $10 (please don&#8217;t ask me to explain why, these machines mystify me).<\/p>\n<p>To be able to cash out, I had to play the free $20 completely and by the time I did, I was $8.63 up. I cashed that out, went to the buffet, and discovered that the price on the website was wrong and the real price, less the Wednesday night female discount was&#8230; $8.63.<\/p>\n<p>Not being a cheapskate, I left a $1 tip to the lady who brought my lemonade and cleared my plates. \ud83d\ude00 So that was my grand expense for the night, a whole dollar!<\/p>\n<p>The buffet was meh. I over estimated how busy it would be on a Wednesday night, so when I got there, a lot of the food had been sitting for a while. I grabbed what looked fresh, which did not involve many vegetables. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Everything was quite tasty, though. I liked their pork sticky buns and BBQ pork ribs the best. The mashed potatoes were tasty and so was the white gravy to put on them. Yes, white gravy. I had no idea what it was the first time I tried it, so on the next round, I asked a man pouring it all over his plate what it was. I even tried their sushi and it was surprisingly palatable. Oh, and I can&#8217;t forget their potato soup. Now that was really yummy!<\/p>\n<p>There was a bunch of other tasty goodies, too, but nothing that totaled up to the $15 they were asking full price (my discount was definitely more than the $5 state on the website!) since the steak and baked potatoes didn&#8217;t appeal to me. But I&#8217;m not going to complain about a free meal!<\/p>\n<p>The desserts were good; high quality ice cream and assorted pastries. I got one bite each of two kinds of ice cream and one bite of a surprisingly fabulous caramel cheesecake. There was also a guy impressively setting rum-soaked bananas on fire (bananas Foster, I imagine).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to Google white gravy. My mine is blown by the deliciousness of it. I can just imagine crumbled sausage swimming in it and soaking into my fabulous biscuits.<\/p>\n<p>Post edited to add: white gravy is just a really thick b\u00e9chamel sauce using pan drippings instead of butter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to pay a casino for its hospitality. Not as dramatically as in Alabama, but definitely humourously. I went in around 6:00 to play my free game of Keno. That won me $1. I then put that $1 in a slot machine and that won me $10. I played that $10 down to absolutely $0, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[635,1036,5,1347,3,16],"tags":[853,1473,794],"class_list":["post-19510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-america","category-oklahoma","category-rving","category-shawnee","category-travel","category-usa","tag-accommodation","tag-casinos","tag-restaurants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raecrothers.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}